About

kol.rip is a trading-card set that roasts crypto Twitter. You rip a pack, you get five cards, you try to complete the set. That is the whole product.

It is satire, and it is unofficial

The cards naming real commentators are caricatures of their public posting personas — how they trade, how they post, what they are known for saying. Nobody depicted is involved in this, has endorsed it, or has licensed anything to it. No card claims a named person did anything illegal or dishonest; the rug-pulls, larps and liquidations are archetype cards, named after the behaviour rather than any person.

If you are on a card and want it gone, that is a reasonable ask and the answer is yes. There is a contact link in the footer of every page once the domain lands.

The art is placeholder, on purpose

Every portrait on this build is a generated two-tone vector bust: a geometric head, a prop, a rarity colour. They are not likenesses and are not traced from photographs. Commissioned illustration drops into the same slot when it is ready — the card layout does not change.

No prices, no calls, no advice

A high Conviction stat is a joke about posting, not an opinion about an asset. Nothing on this site is financial advice, and no card is a signal.

Your collection

Pulls are stored in your own browser with no account and no server copy. Clear your site data and the binder empties. Checkout is not connected on this build, so there is nothing to pay and no payment details to hand over.

Odds

Published in full on the odds page, generated from the same table the ripper rolls against, with a visible seed per pack.